the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
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*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
Your queen has a twitter omfg
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
let me just park my fucking squid
music in public bathrooms should be louder and mandatory
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
i don’t understand what’s going on here
someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing
She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
*looks at a nearby mosquito* *whispers softly* don’t
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.